Hello Labor and Delivery….
The Roller Coaster Ride of Labor and Delivery: What Really Happens After You’re Admitted
Congratulations! You've made it to the hospital, and the real fun is about to begin. Labor and delivery is like the ultimate reality show—full of drama, excitement, and unexpected twists. So, buckle up as we take you on a quirky journey through what typically happens after you’re admitted to the hospital to give birth to your little bundle of joy. Not every delivery happens the same and are not all as easy as this blog suggests. The following blog is typically how it goes for a first time Vaginal delivery but just always know, things can take a sudden turn. The goal is ALWAYS to make it a safe delivery for mom and baby. At times a vaginal delivery can turn into a c-section and that mama’s, is OKAY! What is safe for you and for your baby is always our #1 priority.
1. The Paperwork Extravaganza
First things first, the hospital staff will hand you a stack of paperwork that rivals a Tolstoy novel. You'll sign forms, answer questions about your medical history, and possibly contemplate the meaning of life. Remember, this is just the beginning of the adventure, and it’s all part of the fun (sort of).
2. The Fashion Statement
Say goodbye to your stylish maternity wear and hello to the oh-so-flattering hospital gown. It’s like a fashion statement from the Stone Age, but at least it’s comfortable (kind of). Don't forget the mesh underwear and oversized pads—they’re the latest trend in post-delivery chic!
3. The Waiting Game
Now, the real waiting begins. Whether you’re laboring naturally or waiting for a scheduled C-section, there’s plenty of downtime. Bring your favorite playlist, a good book, or binge-worthy shows to pass the time. And, of course, your birth partner is there to keep you entertained, fetch ice chips, and provide moral support.
4. The Contraction Countdown
As contractions intensify, you’ll likely experience a range of emotions—from excitement to impatience to “Why did I sign up for this?” But fear not, your medical team is there to guide you through each wave. They might even suggest some yoga poses or breathing techniques that seem impossible but actually work wonders.
5. The Epidural Decision
To epidural or not to epidural? That is the question. If you opt for the pain relief, you’ll meet the anesthesiologist, your new best friend. With a quick poke and some medical magic, you’ll be able to take a breather (literally). If you choose to go au naturel, more power to you! Either way, you’re a superhero.
6. The Pushing Parade
When it’s finally time to push, you’ll feel a surge of energy and determination. The room will fill with a mix of cheers, instructions, and the occasional “You’re doing great!” from your team. It’s like the most intense workout class you’ve ever taken, but with the best prize at the end.
7. The Grand Finale
After what feels like a marathon, you’ll hear the sweetest sound in the world—your baby’s first cry. Cue the waterworks (yours, not the baby’s). The little one is placed on your chest, and you’ll experience a flood of emotions that’s impossible to describe. You did it!
8. The After-Party
Post-delivery, you’ll be moved to a recovery room where you and your baby can bond and rest. Nurses will check on you regularly, making sure you’re comfortable and your baby is doing well. This is your time to soak in the incredible experience and marvel at the tiny human you just brought into the world.
9. The First Meal
Finally, the moment you’ve been waiting for—food! After hours (or days) of hospital fare, your first post-delivery meal might feel like a five-star feast. Savor every bite because you’ve earned it! A lot of the times, I see SUSHI or a cold cut sandwich ordered and delivered as their first meal. Some of the things we weren’t allowed to consume while pregnant is all fair game now!!! If you’re breastfeeding. . . adding some extra calories won’t hurt either since breastfeeding will burn calories like CRAZY!!!! Eat that piece of cheesecake!!! ;)
10. The New Normal
As you settle into this new chapter, you’ll realize that life will never be the same—in the best possible way. You’re now part of an exclusive club of parents who have survived the roller coaster ride of labor and delivery. Welcome to the wild, wonderful world of parenthood!
So, there you have it—a quirky glimpse into what happens after you’re admitted to the hospital to give birth. It’s a journey full of highs, lows, and unforgettable moments. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurdities, and cherish every second. After all, you’re bringing a new life into the world, and that’s pretty darn amazing.